You know your a mom when...

You change your shower routine so that you wash your hair first in case you have to jump out quickly, you can always put on perfume..

You are walking around in the mall and you realize it's you that smells like vomit not that strange looking dude beside you.

You can hum all the tunes of the bouncer and swing by heart and find your self doing it randomly.

You can push a stroller, hold in a soother, walk the dog and answer your cell phone all at the same time.

You rather hold your sleeping baby no matter how heavy they get just to get in more cuddle time

You can hear your baby make a peep even when you are in the deepest sleep

You can tell your baby's cry from across Walmart

The make up and hair brush in your purse is replaced with diaper cream and baby wipes

You sit in the walk in clinic for 3 hours just for the Dr to tell you "it's normal"

being covered in sit up, pee or poop doesn't phase you at all.

you ask your husband" what did the poop look like?"

you can change your babies clothes and diaper with no lights on at night so they don't wake up

being able to sleep for 6 hours straight is heaven

You start to sway and rock even when you are not holding your baby

last but not least

you know your a mom when all you want to do is just watch your sleeping baby not matter how sleep deprived you are or that the chores are piling up.